Doh! Perhaps I will create its own MySQL database. Or something. Yawn.
Meanwhile, they’re singing, “Maybe when I’m older, baby, someplace down the line … I’ll wake up older, so much older, mama, I’ll wake up older and I’ll just stop all my trying.” Â
Crap! That didn’t work. OK. Fine. You’ll just have your own database for no reason. I can only have 10 of those bad boys, so it better be worth it. Now I’m gonna try to shrink the photos before manually FTP’ing them to see if maybe my Web provider just hasn’t put the brakes on such a drain. Ugh. Maybe. We’ll see.
A-ha! That worked. Dammit. Why can’t this be easier? Oh well.